Feb
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the letter-box
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye–they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
he bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only one cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail….
Don't laugh — if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
Answer:
Has your doctor/practitioner recommended anything?
I have same problem, as a very mature university student I struggle a great deal in class with reading material and putting reports / essays together. The internet for research is my worst nightmare and the worst place I can be… Imagine the distraction and tours I take only to find hours later I have achieved nothing and had forgotten what my original aim or goal was.
I was diagnosed with dyxpraxia but I know my hypothyroidism compounds the problem.
Recommendations for the problem was to introduce enough EFA's (essential fatty acids) in my diet.
Am finding eating fish and using Omega 3, 6 oils, particularly Omega3 by way of Flax seeds, grounded and sprinkle on cereals and salads, really help my concentration. I realise I have a long way to go in terms of getting my health back, since it has taken a long time to get here… but am looking forward to the next six months and onwards, as I have no doubt I will at long last feel much more together mentally and emotionally…
GOOD LUCK
xx
Answer:
Hi Ralph - Glad I could help, best to remedy things whilst young. Do let me know how you get on and if you need any further advice let me know. I can provide my email if you wish to communicate further. xx Report It
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Been there, done that.
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I just got this email today!
I think it maybe genetic- I know my mother has it (for quite some time!) and I am beginning to show symptoms too.
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Definitely sounds like me. I'm scatty as hell. Pretty frightening when you consider I dish out drugs for a living. (legally!)