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Apr

My husband only does the dirty job once a week. Isn't that unhealthy? Is that why he has such a hard time losing weight? He's been trying forever.

If it is, how do I sneak fiber into his diet? He wouldn't really care, it's just if I put it in a glass and told him to drink it he wouldn't. If I mixed it in with our food and told him it was in there he wouldn't mind as long as he couldn't taste it.


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You should seek medical advice as soon as possible as a normal human should poop everyday. Make him eat plenty of green vegetables and fruits.

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He could just have a slow metabolism. If you cook, and typically make dinner include a lot of vegetables. But if he is looking to loose weight then you might want to recommend going on a cleansing diet. You can find a variety of herbal supplements for that. I take one called Ultimate Cleanse. It works for weight loss, and poop loss…no pun intended.

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This is one of those “which comes first ? The chicken or the egg ?” questions. By only going once a week it doesn't MAKE his metabolism slower - it happens once a week BECAUSE he has a slow metabolism. You know Jillian Michaels from “The Biggest Loser” ? She has a new book out called, “Make your Metabolism work for you”. Maybe THAT could help.

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he should see a doctor… not evacuating on a more frequent schedule is toxic to your body… make an appointment asap…

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someone that has no class and leaves responses that are harmful, and impersonating a doctor to attempt a humorus answer are really annoying,,, you sir need a life…


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Get him involved in enjoying scatological pornography! That'll put his buzz back in your sex life!

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That's crazy, my brother goes like each 34 minutes if he only went once a day he'd be dead by the end of the week.

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Bake a cake with it in it. Give him veggies. Cut out large portions of cheese.

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what about plenty of fruits and veggies? does he like those? there’s lots of fiber in those.

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That's what he tells you. Everybody has to go once a day at least or they are seriously constipated and that aint good, either. If he was constipated, he would be moaning and groaning. It is only his excuse for not attempting to lose weight.

Forget about the fibre stuff. I think it is a scam. He would get enough fibre in his intake, anyway.

Swift test. You use a different toilet roll to him and see how fast the one in the toilet goes down. One roll will be used completely by one man in 8 to 9 days, if not before.

Don't say anything, though. I’m not advocating deception in marriage. Only he has the ability to decide if he’ll try to lose weight. You must comprehend that. Nagging him about it as with all nagging is guaranteed not to work. Men think of women as being naggers so, if you want to lose him, just begin nagging.

On the other hand, you’re perfectly within your right to admire the physiques of the great looking guys around you and make comment. “Oh, doesn't he look good?! Gee, what a great looking guy.”

It's just a bit of reverse psychology. There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

you could probably lead the way. Lie comfortably on the floor on your back. Draw your legs up keeping your feet flat on the floor. Hands behind your head. Now, try to lift up the torso, flexing at the tummy. Of course you won't be able to do it. But try. Try ten times. Stop for a
little spell and try again, another ten times. Repeat once more.

Any soreness about the belly that you get will go away. Try that again in two days time. It will end up only taking you five minutes total, three times a week. If you lose weight, he'll follow. But I would not rub the point in. It will be like you trying to say (i.e. Yell to him) that “I'm doing it so you can do it, too.”

You write a note to yourself and leave it visibly by where you do your exercises. Let us state you’re 100 kg. If you are that, then you’re like me, gross. But add one kilogram to that. Write down
the weight and date: 101 kg, 12 April.

Only update it weekly. But do update it. Record
your losses. He'll see. He'll want to see for himself. You will come out 1 kg lighter and that’s quite an achievement.

The early church was not a stickler for the truth. All sorts of lies were told for the cause of religion
and were condoned for that. The story of Saint Cecelia is pure b.s. but … it served the church.
your method will benefit him and that's what you want to do.

You must also become selective with the food you eat. Cut fat right back. That will be a huge job for you to organise but organise it you must or else you will just be waisting your own time. He's a beer drinker, I bet. You can’t win out over on that, either. He’ll let himself if and when he wants to.

Enjoy your challenge. Just make it into a good hobby.

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